Feeling Bof

You know that wonderful feeling you have when you’ve come home late from a night out, feeling knackered, but knowing  that you don’t have to get up early in the morning? You snuggle down into the pillow, wrap the duvet (or bed covering of choice) around your shoulders and give yourself over to lovely, lovely sleep with a happy little smile on your face. I had that last night and I drifted off to sleep feeling totally content at around 11.45………

12.19: Bloody hell it’s hot! I need to turn the air-con on

12.35 Oh for Christ’s sake I can’t stand that blowing in my face all night. Air-con off

12.45 No, it’s no good, I’m still too hot! I know, I’ll turn on the air-con in the spare bedroom

01.30 Why am I so cold? I’ll have to turn the air-con off

01.32 I need a wee

02.05 Why did I turn the air-con off again!!!?????? Air-con on

03.30 Did I lock the front door?

03.31 Look don’t worry about it, the building is totally secure you know that.

03.35 What the hell was that noise!??????

03.40 Right, the front door is locked, go back to sleep

04.50 mmmmmwwwweeeeeeeeeeee!!! God damn bloody mosquitos!!!! Where are you you little bastard????

05.10 I feel bad now, I shouldn’t have splatted that mozzie……..that has to be bad for my karma!

06.30 Who’s singing??? What’s that noise?? Where am I????

06.31 Who decides to put their rubbish out at this hour???!!?? Why is he singing?? What;s the matter with the man? humph, turns over, pillow over head

06.35 Who the f**K has water-skiing lessons at 06.30 in the f**king morning????? Why do you need the boat to play bass heavy trance music????? Stop f***king whooping!!! Yes you can water-ski, well done, great, pleased for you!!!!!

06.37 I need a wee………I knew I shouldn’t have killed that mosquito………..

So here I am at 09.20 having showered, had my breakfast, put on some make-up and written this post. I am tired and I don’t have enough energy to feel pissed off so I’m feeling boh!

Oh bugger! I’ve also just remembered that I promised my best friend I’d go to the gym later; that should be interesting!

How are you feeling this morning? Let me know, I’d love to hear from you

Lisa x