You know that wonderful feeling you have when you’ve come home late from a night out, feeling knackered, but knowing that you don’t have to get up early in the morning? You snuggle down into the pillow, wrap the duvet (or bed covering of choice) around your shoulders and give yourself over to lovely, lovely sleep with a happy little smile on your face. I had that last night and I drifted off to sleep feeling totally content at around 11.45………
12.19: Bloody hell it’s hot! I need to turn the air-con on
12.35 Oh for Christ’s sake I can’t stand that blowing in my face all night. Air-con off
12.45 No, it’s no good, I’m still too hot! I know, I’ll turn on the air-con in the spare bedroom
01.30 Why am I so cold? I’ll have to turn the air-con off
01.32 I need a wee
02.05 Why did I turn the air-con off again!!!?????? Air-con on
03.30 Did I lock the front door?
03.31 Look don’t worry about it, the building is totally secure you know that.
03.35 What the hell was that noise!??????
03.40 Right, the front door is locked, go back to sleep
04.50 mmmmmwwwweeeeeeeeeeee!!! God damn bloody mosquitos!!!! Where are you you little bastard????
05.10 I feel bad now, I shouldn’t have splatted that mozzie……..that has to be bad for my karma!
06.30 Who’s singing??? What’s that noise?? Where am I????
06.31 Who decides to put their rubbish out at this hour???!!?? Why is he singing?? What;s the matter with the man? humph, turns over, pillow over head
06.35 Who the f**K has water-skiing lessons at 06.30 in the f**king morning????? Why do you need the boat to play bass heavy trance music????? Stop f***king whooping!!! Yes you can water-ski, well done, great, pleased for you!!!!!
06.37 I need a wee………I knew I shouldn’t have killed that mosquito………..
So here I am at 09.20 having showered, had my breakfast, put on some make-up and written this post. I am tired and I don’t have enough energy to feel pissed off so I’m feeling boh!
Oh bugger! I’ve also just remembered that I promised my best friend I’d go to the gym later; that should be interesting!
How are you feeling this morning? Let me know, I’d love to hear from you
Lisa x
I know this travelogue very well…
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Morning Brian :O) How’s your day going?
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My day is going extremely well. Which makes me a tiny bit apprehensive… 😉
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😂😂 well you’ve got to have one every now and again my friend 😉 xx
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Oh Lisa. This is sooooo funny. Laughing like mad here, but yay. Nhappens to me too. Have a great day. Good luck with thebgym lol
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I’m so happy that it made you laugh :O) Thanks for stopping by and I hope that you have a great day too xx
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Thanks. I am not going to the gym lol x
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Whatever your day brings Lorraine I hope it’s a good one :O) x
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Thankyou xo
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I’m not sure how I’m feeling just yet. But, this was fun.
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I’d like to say it was a fun experience but…….;O) x
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You are so funny Lisa 🙂
I feel good today (sorry to rub it in), slept well after a gruelling 90 minutes at the gym last night. And it is now Friday 🙂
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Aw thanks Darren 😁
Really glad you’re feeling good. I’ve just got back from my 90 mins in the gym and now I’m going to Italy to pick up a friend’s car. Reckon I’ll sleep tonight…..I hope 😂
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Sounds tiring enough to me! Sleep well 🙂 x
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Fingers crossed 😁 thanks Darren xx
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3.30 am reading my Kindle 4.30 am have a nother try switching off my Kindle….
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That doesn’t sound like a great night!
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The beauty of the Encore Voyage is that if it gets really bad, I can take a NAP in the afternoon! (Oh God, that sounded reealllyyyyy OLD!) It used to piss me off when I had nights like that, but now…not so much! ~ Lynn
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Yep I’m with you on the nap idea Lynn and it’s not an age thing, just the sign of a busy woman who’s at peace with herself 😉 xx
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……..hmmm………….my night went about the same……….your post made me laugh out loud, thank you!
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Sorry to hear that Wendi but so glad it made you laugh 😊 xxx
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thank you……..so funny!
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😊 xxx
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That’s me almost every night with the exception of the water skiing
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You have my complete sympathy 🤗 the water skier is out there again this morning – bastard!
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Fabulous post
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